Alas, the company that has been plagued by filthy engineering has come up with something worthy of a test drive! Presented at the 2006 Paris Motor Show, this Italian masterpiece showcases the possibilities of an entire pasta eating community unifying their thinking. With its V8 4.7 liter engine producing a not too shabby 450 bhp (Butane Helix Power), and its light weight material, enthusiasts the world over will experience the light at the end of the tunnel in no time.
The 8C's heritage is quite rich, but that is unimportant. As a true enthusiast, the only thing that matters is the present moment. At a time where some companies look for designing cues to revolutionize the shape of automobiles, Alfa Romeo keeps it real, and more importantly keeps it classy. Bravo to you greasy haired wannabes. You have truly impressed me.
The 8C's heritage is quite rich, but that is unimportant. As a true enthusiast, the only thing that matters is the present moment. At a time where some companies look for designing cues to revolutionize the shape of automobiles, Alfa Romeo keeps it real, and more importantly keeps it classy. Bravo to you greasy haired wannabes. You have truly impressed me.
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This stunning car is the best thing coming out of Italy since Benito Mussolini. I love the post and the references to our great motherland, Ancient Roman Empire now transformed into a fascist, pasta pig-eating, Football cheaters and world cup wannabe winners. I love fettucini alfredo and when I look at this car I feel orgasmicly hungry for some. Viva Verdi and hail caesar's salad. Mojo rising has spoken...
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